I Rest My Case.

While there are staggering comparisons to be found between the Republican presidential candidate John McCain and adventure-seeker Bear Grylls, I think I know who would have my vote.

In this media based society we call ours, how can we not take some tips from other bad asses? We are constantly comparing movie stars, music legends and most fashion-forward trend setters. How do we not have the same authority of discernment between our presidential candidates? I'm going to take some tips from other world figures and I suggest that you do the same.

John McCain was a prisoner of war?



Bear Grylls ate the head of a fucking snake.

The vote has been cast.